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Alternate Madden 15 Covers

By NFLRT on July 4, 2014

Check out these Custom Madden 16 Covers for all 32 teams!

What would happen if the guys at EA Sports secretly hated your favorite NFL team and wanted to troll your entire fanbase this year?

This is what would happen:

AFC East

Patriots

Tom Brady is super excited to start the 2014 NFL Season!

Jets

Buttfumble II: The Sequel

Dolphins

Without Richie Incognito and John Jerry, the Dolphins locker room is now a Bully Free Zone.

Bills

The Bills Super Bowl trophy case.

NFC East

Cowboys

The worst defense in franchise history lost it’s best player before training camp.

Redskins

RG3 needs to come up with a new move in 2014. The stanky leg is old.

Giants

Manning Face 15.

Eagles

Mark Sanchez and Nick Foles are ready to take on the NFL together.

AFC North

Browns

Who needs to win football games when you have Johnny Manziel and an inflatable swan?

Bengals

Gingers don’t have souls and Andy Dalton’s playoff record is all the proof you need.

Steelers

Mike Tomlin still swears he didn’t see Jacoby Jones coming.

Ravens

Ray Rice is bringing back the stiff arm in Madden 15.

NFC North

Bears

Smokin’ Jay Cutler is a lethal Cutler.

Packers

This cheese has expired.

Lions

Megatron.

Vikings

The Vikings 2013 QB Club is the most pathetic in history.

AFC South

Colts

Robert Mathis was using this drug to help get his wife pregnant, not to reach double-digit sacks. He promises.

Titans

Jake Locker in his favorite game day uniform.

Jaguars

Justin Blackmon is busy this year with “hobbies.”

Texans

Brian Cushing might not tear his knee up in 2014!

NFC South

Saints

Rob Ryan and Bourbon Street go together like cheap hookers and cheap booze.

Falcons

After all the hits he took in 2013, Matt Ryan no longer knows how to spell his name.

Buccaneers

The Buccaneers new uniforms come with free alarm clocks!

Panthers

Cam Newton will be having wet dreams remembering the days with Steve Smith.

AFC West

Broncos

Peyton Manning’s forehead almost needed to be photoshopped to fit on the Madden 15 cover.

Chiefs

Andy Reid spends the offseason moonlighting as the Kool-Aid guy.

Chargers

Philip Rivers reminds us that bolo ties are still not in style.

Raiders

No, kind Raiders fan, YOU”RE FIRED!

NFC West

49ers

Colin Kaepernick’s new contract provides him with plenty of cash to pay off future sexual assault allegations.

Seahawks

Believe it or not, the Seahawks Bandwagon is still accepting applications for membership.

Rams

Good luck to Michael Sam on his quest as the first openly gay player in the NFL.

Cardinals

Larry Fitzgerald is checking his Magic 8 Ball to see if he is wasting the last few years of his career in Arizona. “Most Likely.”